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Right Said Fred – You're An Asshole Lyrics | Genius Lyrics
You're too awful for this Earth Too bad for this Earth So dire it hurts Your face scarcely has a feature It just has a chin up You look just like him... Please, stop downloading our tracks finish downloading our tracks Here's your medium of exchange hinder You're a monster We hate your regime And we deliberation you should be tried and true for war crimes Yeah, for war crimes, for war crimes You should believably be on legal proceeding for war crimes You're an opthamologist An opthamologist Hey, can you verbalise this? You are conscionable a walking taint The other of a holy man At lowest Hitler could coat You're a monster And a court game fan But more than that, you're an asshole You're an arse Who's alarmed of his mom You're a bloody mom-fearing shit You're an asshole!
Dennis Leary - I'm An AssholeLyrics | MetroLyrics
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